If suspicion were a sport, Major and Briggs would both be going to the national finals. Meet Cremin, who has the air of someone who will be very important or very dead. Of all the things said this week, "It was thanks to the lieutenant that I was able to regain control back there." is the one that will follow you to bed. The real star, arguably, is the mannequin. Reliable, like a well-made chair.