Light’s 200 IQ administrative immunity has completely hit a wall because Mello doesn't care about his polite psychological mind games. Trapped in a massive checkmate, Light has to drag his clueless police squad all the way to an underground bunker in the Egyptian desert to execute a literal one-to-one trade of his supernatural cheat code for his kidnapped sister. What follows is a total logistical shitshow as Light tries to manage an international hostage swap while L's other orphan successor, Near, sits in a room full of toys back in America silently screen-recording the entire disaster to dox everyone involved. Here is how Episode 28 turns a rescue mission into a total desert server meltdown: The Desert Trade Caravan: Soichiro Yagami arrives at the secret underground coordinates holding the plastic-wrapped murder ledger, looking like a stressed-out parent trying to buy a used smartphone from a sketchy online dealer. The Air-Lock Loophole: Mello’s mafia crew drops Soichiro into a high-tech underground capsule and drops a massive security script, using an automated vacuum system to swipe the notebook without ever having to step out into the open lobby. The Administrative Handover: The second the mafia grips the leather, their lead thug tests the hardware by deleting a random police pilot, instantly proving that Light’s fake 13-day rule means absolutely nothing when an actual criminal syndicate takes over the admin panel. The Near Spec-Ops Interruption: Just as Mello is celebrating his massive item drop, Near pings the channel with a fleet of military helicopters, trying to third-party the entire compound and seize the notebook for his own squad before the mafia can log out. The Mobster Escape Velocity: Utilizing an underground escape route that makes the entire Japanese police department look completely useless, Mello wipes his digital footprint and vanishes into the desert with the notebook, leaving Light standing in an empty bunker screaming internally because…