Light’s cozy five-year admin vacation is officially over because L's automated dead-man's switch just dropped two new tryhard sweatlords into the server queue. Near is a pale gremlin who spends his entire budget on toys and lego sets while running a corporate anti-Kira squad for the US government, while Mello is an unhinged, chocolate-munching edge lord who immediately joins the actual mafia just to grief Light's high score. What follows is an absolute logistical nightmare as Mello pulls a pro-gamer move, skips all the polite psychological mind games, and straight up kidnaps Light's little sister to force a high-stakes hardware trade. Here is how Episode 27 restarts the ultimate toxic server-wide feud: The Toy Room Strategy: Near logs into the investigation feed from a room covered in dice and tarot cards, casually explaining his 200 IQ theory to the President while stacking matchsticks like an autistic kid who found a hidden admin console. The Mafia Infiltration: Refusing to play second fiddle to a kid who plays with legos, Mello buys his way into a massive international crime syndicate, treating a literal global terrorist network like a sketchy custom clan he recruited on a forum. The Security Directive Breach: Mello’s crew tracks down the Director of the Japanese Police, throws him in the back of a van, and deletes his account off-screen the second he refuses to hand over the administrative rights to the notebook. The Sister Heist: Pivoting to a much softer target, Misa and Mello’s goons ambush Sayu Yagami in broad daylight, hijacking her account and moving her to a secure underground bunker in Egypt to secure the ultimate blackmail leverage. The Ultimate Trade Ultimatum: The episode wraps up with Light sitting in L's old office chair screaming internally as Mello pings his secure terminal, demanding a direct 1-to-1 swap of Light's magic murder diary for his sister's safety. TL;DR: Light's peaceful five-year solo queue grind gets completely wrecked by two…